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Wanted: a scientist who has secretly perfected human cloning and is willing to breach all codes of ethics to make a copy of me (or failing that i'll take someone who looks vaguely like me).why you may be asking? The answer - So my doppelganger can take on the morning routine while I sleep the sleep of the dead as it's starting to feel like I've done a full days work in the hours between 6.30am and 9.00am before I've even started my job I'm actually paid to do! During the Easter holidays, we craved the routine of term time, it's just a shame that now it's back, our 'routine' consists of the same argues everyday, the same lost shoes, the same people last out the door, the last cold tea, & the same bomb site left in the kitchen as the demolition squad vacate the premises. It's chaos of the organised - does this look familiar to anyone? #shitshowroutine #morning #notteamwork #mygirls #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad #fod

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